TOP 10 REASONS ITALY IS AWESOME
10. POLICE ARE DUMB-- You can literally get pulled over, get out of the car, shake the hand of the police officer because he realizes that you are taller than him then he will get in his car and roll out. This dude completly forgot that I was speeding like shit and almost hit 2 old ladies and a dog.
9. BOTTLES OF WHISKEY ARE WAY CHEAPER-- All Im saying is I feel like if all the shops have Jameson for only 15 euro, im in trouble.
8. BARS NEVER CLOSE-- When you walk in and the sun is up, then you walk out and the sun is up, you know that shit is a 24 hour jumpoff.
7. A SIMPLE SMILE AND HANDSHAKE GET YOU ALL SORTS OFF FREE SHIT-- Maybe it is because I play ball but I swear that I have yet had to pay for dinner at the resturants here. You got to love that.
6. STOP LIGHTS ARE JUST A SUGGESTION-- No cars coming, fuck it, keep it moving.
5. PISS WHERE YOU WANT-- When you got to go you got to go. The other day I saw a lady get out of her car with her child and let him let loose right there.
4. 2AM DOG FIGHTS-- There are like 5 dogs that throw down right out front of my crib everynight. Its awesome. Not to mention the water balloons that I randomly toss down from my 8th floor balcony. That shit adds a little something special to the evening.
3. GAS STATIONS LET YOU PAY LATER-- No euro on you? You're good, the gas station dude will keep a tab for you. My shit is like 200 euro right now, good luck with getting that son!
2. THE FOOD-- Do you really need an explaination.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON ITALY IS AWESOME...
THEY PAY ME TO PLAY BASKETBALL!!! Plain and simple.